...So I recently was hanging out at my apartment and looking for things to clean up around the place, just to keep it tidy and looking so fresh and so clean.

...Anyways I made my way to the refrigerator and took a peek inside. For some lame reason we had like four jars of the same good salsa, and they were all like half-eaten and opened.

...So as I was cleaning it out I pulled one of the jars from the refrigerator. It appeared to have a cover on it but I was OH SO WRONG!

...I slightly turned it over on its side and the damn cover, which must have been resting on the top, fell off and all the salsa spilled directly on my pants and left foot. YUMMY!

...So I made a mad dash to the shower to at least clean my foot off so i could go over and clean up the mess, well stupid me...again.

I hopped on one foot to the bathroom to try and avoid getting any of the salsa on the carpet. I just wanted to get the stuff off, so I jumped in the shower with all my clothes on and turned on the water to wash my foot on the bottom faucet.

I was in such a mad rush, that I didn't see the "pulley" thing on the faucet was up, so I got completely drenched with some cold ass water while hopping on one foot in the shower. Just think about it.

All I could do was laugh at myself, because all this happened in the span of like one minute. Pretty embarassing...

BAD SALSA!

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