So I went out to lunch with Marshall Lai, Aila, and their friend Lissa. Anyways, we were finishing up lunch at this killer Malaysian restaurant "Penang Village".

Aila asked for dessert and she wanted a bowl of Li Chee (Asian friut thang - a little smaller than a golfball size). She asked how many Li Chee were in a bowl and the waitress said about 20. Then I said, "That's a lot of balls on one mouth."

...In a severly delayed reaction the 40 year-old waitress started cracking up out of nowhere. We all started laughing it up and people in the restaurant must have thought we were on something.

Laughter continued. Then I followed it up with, "So how many can you fit in YOUR mouth?" The Penang Village Waitress said, "I think I can fit about 10 in my mouth." The tears were flowing.

...In a related story...Earlier in the meal, Lissa asked for a glass of ice water. The Penang Village waitress replied with "So would you like a water with ice?"

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