Does your school have what it takes to win the hottest women on campus challenge?
According to Playboy, the women at the University of California, Berkeley, aren't exactly the most desirable women on a college campus today. The top ranked school for the finest women was titled to the University of Texas at Austin, while the school earning the unlucky #300 was none other than Cal Berkeley.
The highest-ranking school for males was the University of Washington, and the lowest ranking school was the California Institute of Technology. Whoa! Are Cali guys and gals really that hideous? Texas? What the hell? Who judges these girls anyway and how? Playboy gives no specific explanation on their ranking methods; however, they do emphasize such factors as looks (hmm), how they dress (what about it?), and eagerness to commit sexual acts (yikes).
Before you prosecute me on how I came across this subject, I have to clarify that I’m not a regular Playboy reader. I swear! Just thought it’d be an interesting topic. Um, ok, moving right along. =)
So why is Playboy of all things rating college girls across the states anyway? It’s kind of degrading to read such an article, especially as a female college student, because their ranking method consisted of gawking at girls around campus and judging them by how they present themselves outwardly and how fanatical they are to throw themselves down to make x-rated gestures. Colleges aren’t supposed to be infested with x-rated models walking around half-naked and ready to hump their brains out! I mean, isn’t that what Girl’s Gone Wild videos are for? What’s wrong with these Playboy people?
Hmm, I don’t know, maybe I’m just being overly analytical upon this subject, and it was just all in the fun. After all, Playboy does deal with nudity and other explicit materials.
So I was looking over the article on Playboy. By the way, here is the link to that particular article ‡ http://www.playboy.com/on-campus/features/topten/index.html WARNING: these links go directly to Playboy.com. Do not open at work or if you are underage! (not that that will help, but I don't want to be held accountable) There, I found out that one of the judges is some 70-year-old Asian man. He's been working at Playboy for some 35-years as a photographer. And looking at this, all I could think was, “Oh man, I feel so sorry for his wife.” I kept on thinking about how, every working day for the last 35-years, he would come home after a long day’s worth of work and would want to relax the rest of the day. His wife would probably be waiting for him in an alluring teddy and he probably says, "Ai-yah! I've already seen enough teddies for today! Go put on some clothes woman!" That really sucks ass.
All right, before you all think I’m some sort of a perverted chic (shaddap Brian!), please excuse my topic if I have offended or bored anyone. I just thought that it was an interesting topic, especially because I have several close friends at UCB (and none at Univ. of Texas). If you attend college, beware of bunny-sportin’ peeps looking suspiciously close in observing or spying on you. Have a nice day. =)
Rosa Kwon
